The Federal Republic of Rosda is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Boris Dmitry with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and pith helmet sales. The democratic population of 2.499 billion Rosdans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klaron. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Rosdan economy, worth 124 trillion Rens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 49,990 Rens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A surprising number of police officers have been arrested for Fox sacrifices, pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, and citizens who want to celebrate the holidays generally deck the halls with old newspaper trimmings and dirty socks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rosda's national animal is the Fox and its national religion is Calvonism.

Rosda is ranked 78,141^st in the world and 55^th in Corsair for Most Corrupt Governments, with 25.33 kickbacks per hour.