The Republic of Rizzleralpha is a tiny, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 8 million Rizzleralphans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Welfare, with Defense, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 8.1%.

The Rizzleralphan economy, worth 377 billion florins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 47,139 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter books are banned and the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Rizzleralpha's national animal is the Cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Rizzleralpha is ranked 100,844^th in the world and 412^th in the Outback for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 43,321.55 Standard Monetary Units.