The United Socialist States of Rexlavol is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.846 billion Rexlavolians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rexlavol City. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rexlavolian economy, worth 468 trillion Rexlas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 164,683 Rexlas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, and public buses smell like litter boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Rexlavol's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rexlavol is ranked 302,770^th in the world and 1,798^th in the Outback for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.53 kickbacks per hour.