The Kingdom of Republic of Vareshia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Felix Schmidt with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.726 billion Vareshians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fritzberg. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vareshian economy, worth a remarkable 1,840 trillion Iron Kosovs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 210,945 Iron Kosovs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left, a popular saying is "don't do the crime if you can't smash the lime(stone)", people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size, and hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of Vareshia's national animal is the Vareshian ferret, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Republic of Vareshia is ranked 6,354^th in the world and 155^th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 110.79 law-abiding acts per hour.