The Stellar Ancient Kingdom of Regnum Asturum is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Pelayo de Oviedo with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.489 billion Andarian Stellar Asturian Warriors are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oviedo. The average income tax rate is 37.1%.

The Andarian Stellar Asturian Warrior economy, worth 202 trillion Gold Tremmissuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 57,935 Gold Tremmissuses, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career, art criticism in Regnum Asturum is scathingly destructive, and the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Regnum Asturum's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pantheism.

Regnum Asturum is ranked 321,604^th in the world and 2^nd in The Andromeda Constellation for Highest Drug Use, scoring 6.48 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.