The Republic of Reechonia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Reech with an even hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 2.648 billion Reechonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ramones City. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Reechonian economy, worth 306 trillion Updogs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,896 Updogs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Reechonia, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, and Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reechonia's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Reechonia is ranked 274,528^th in the world and 10,229^th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -273.29 on the Scary Big Number Scale.