Most Advanced Defense Forces: 333rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 380thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 587th
The Blessed Kingdom of
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God is a Custadian.
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Population14.635 billion

LeaderHoly Emperor Strenst XXIX


The Blessed Kingdom of Custadia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Strenst XXIX with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.635 billion Custadians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krudzt. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The strong Custadian economy, worth a remarkable 3,372 trillion Teils a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 230,422 Teils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Minority children find the right answer in school tests is always the most insulting one, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, and the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Custadia's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Custadia is ranked 125,140th in the world and 4,225th in Lazarus for Most Extreme, scoring 16.77 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 333rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 380thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 587thLargest Black Market: 635thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,534thLargest Mining Sector: 1,584thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,588thMost Influential: 1,892ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,237thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,373rdTop
Largest Governments: 2,695thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,720thMost Avoided: 2,750thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,906thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,129thHighest Economic Output: 3,981stHighest Average Incomes: 4,418thLowest Crime Rates: 5,324thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,860thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,069thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,275thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,663rdSmartest Citizens: 11,666thTop
Most Inclusive: 14,101stHealthiest Citizens: 16,781stLargest Populations: 17,204thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,282ndMost Secular: 21,051stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24,122nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27th in the regionLargest Black Market: 39th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 75th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 78th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 121st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 132nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 139th in the regionLargest Governments: 139th in the regionMost Avoided: 142nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 148th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 153rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 193rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 237th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 295th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 317th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 354th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 431st in the regionLargest Populations: 504th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 548th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 597th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 615th in the regionRudest Citizens: 731st in the regionMost Inclusive: 772nd in the region

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