Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 440thFattest Citizens: 603rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 796th
The Evil Petting Zoo of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
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Deadcatistan

Population15.726 billion

CapitalMegacity One
LeaderEvilyn 6
Faiththe timeless wisdom of Billy Mays

Currencytear of orphans
Animalhippie

The Evil Petting Zoo of Deadcatistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Evilyn 6 with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.726 billion Deadcatistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Megacity One. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Deadcatistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,551 trillion tears of orphans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 289,408 tears of orphans, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

When conspiracy theorists talk about "government moles" they're referring to mysteriously mobile skin lesions, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, and weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Deadcatistan's national animal is the hippie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the timeless wisdom of Billy Mays.

Deadcatistan is ranked 43,495th in the world and 403rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,033.86 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 440thFattest Citizens: 603rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 796thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 944thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,152ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,215thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,273rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,465thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,470thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,479thLargest Retail Industry: 1,563rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,832ndLargest Gambling Industry: 2,037thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,137thHighest Average Incomes: 2,186thMost Avoided: 2,234thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,269thRudest Citizens: 2,330thMost Efficient Economies: 2,419thLargest Black Market: 2,828thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,471stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,877thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,947thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,857thLargest Mining Sector: 6,192ndMost Armed: 6,562ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,974thMost Secular: 8,030thLargest Governments: 8,467thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,395thSmartest Citizens: 9,849thTop
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Largest Populations: 12,118th
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Fattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 20th in the regionMost Avoided: 22nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 28th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 32nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 33rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 36th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 38th in the regionRudest Citizens: 38th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 39th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 44th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 44th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 45th in the regionMost Armed: 76th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 100th in the regionLargest Governments: 117th in the regionLargest Populations: 127th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 131st in the regionMost Secular: 140th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
  • : Deadcatistan was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence.
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, when conspiracy theorists talk about "government moles" they're referring to mysteriously mobile skin lesions.
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Evilyn 6 wears an armoured gauntlet.
  • : Deadcatistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg.

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