Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 507thHighest Disposable Incomes: 613thFattest Citizens: 619th
The Paste Factory Orphans of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
That's what you get for not having an education!
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Deadcatistan

Population23.612 billion

CapitalMegacity One
LeaderElongated Muskrat
Faiththe timeless wisdom of Billy Mays

Currencytear of orphans
Animalbearded hipster

The Paste Factory Orphans of Deadcatistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Elongated Muskrat with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.612 billion Deadcatistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Megacity One. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Deadcatistanian economy, worth a remarkable 7,943 trillion tears of orphans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 336,423 tears of orphans, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, and kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Deadcatistan's national animal is the bearded hipster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the timeless wisdom of Billy Mays.

Deadcatistan is ranked 42,322nd in the world and 613th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 1,045.85056676632 days.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 507thHighest Disposable Incomes: 613thFattest Citizens: 619thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 903rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,254thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,325thHighest Economic Output: 1,419thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,448thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,600thLargest Retail Industry: 1,731stHighest Average Incomes: 1,989thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,031stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,242ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,337thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,690thLargest Black Market: 2,907thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 3,033rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,206thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,240thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,496thRudest Citizens: 3,913thMost Avoided: 4,548thMost Secular: 5,400thLargest Governments: 6,783rdSmartest Citizens: 7,866thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,917thLargest Mining Sector: 9,586thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,811thLargest Populations: 10,280thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,637thMost Cultured: 12,916thMost Armed: 13,281stTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 21,323rdMost Advanced Public Education: 22,921stLowest Crime Rates: 23,442ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 26,840thMost Patriotic: 28,551stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29,036th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 23rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 26th in the regionFattest Citizens: 33rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 41st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 43rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 45th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 47th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 60th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 61st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 62nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 68th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 76th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 76th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 77th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 78th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 79th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 79th in the regionLargest Black Market: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 109th in the regionMost Avoided: 111th in the regionRudest Citizens: 120th in the regionMost Secular: 149th in the regionLargest Populations: 154th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 171st in the regionLargest Governments: 180th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 203rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 220th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 223rd in the regionMost Cultured: 286th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 313th in the regionMost Armed: 331st in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 416th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 445th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 479th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 577th in the regionMost Stationary: 613th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Deadcatistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.
  • : Deadcatistan was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
  • : Deadcatistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail.

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