The People's Republic of Red Iran is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 4.121 billion Red Iranians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 19.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Red Iranian economy, worth 176 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,677 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, calling dibs is an unalienable right, and voting is compulsory. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red Iran's national animal is the dove.

Red Iran is ranked 125,568^th in the world and 3^rd in socialist republics union for Nicest Citizens, with 13 average smiles per day.