The Union of Socialist Republics of Slavkian is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Slavkian Communist Party with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 4.997 billion Slavians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novagrad. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Slavkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,215 trillion Slavian Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 243,163 Slavian Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, bike rage is all the rage, and pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slavkian's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Marxist.

Slavkian is ranked 309,141^st in the world and 5^th in socialist republics union for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.94 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.