The Republic of Reassemble is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning squirrel population. The hard-working population of 1.747 billion Reassembleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 17.8%.

The Reassemblean economy, worth 78.3 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 44,808 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reassemble's national animal is the squirrel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Reassemble is ranked 91,667^th in the world and 1^st in The Assembly for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,610.73 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.