The Rare rights of Qittle is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Glorious Qwin with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.512 billion Qittilongs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Steinepp. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Qittilean economy, worth 451 trillion Vacks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,091 Vacks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, most Qittilean video games are banned in other countries, and birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qittle's national animal is the raccoon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Qlorian.

Qittle is ranked 313,072^nd in the world and 76^th in Divorced Nations of Earth for Nicest Citizens, with 0.6 average smiles per day.