The Exclusion Zone of Our Nuketown is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Radon with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, keen interest in outer space, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.971 billion Little Nukes are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gunbat Cave. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nukian economy, worth a remarkable 1,721 trillion Human Heads a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 215,985 Human Heads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

"Darwin's Disease" is a growing cause of death, the natural world is burning as the government adds hot sauce, relationship guidance consists of "lie back and think of Our Nuketown", and it's the naked truth that Our Nuketown is Divorced Nations of Earth's premier fashion trendsetter. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Our Nuketown's national animal is the Gunbat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Radioactivity.

Our Nuketown is ranked 328,158^th in the world and 80^th in Divorced Nations of Earth for Nicest Citizens, with 0.22 average smiles per day.