The NeeDoh Production State of Hachechugagich is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The cynical, devout population of 714 million Hachechugagichkak Yagya are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Data center land. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Hachechugagichek economy, worth 48.3 trillion Dpwoks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 67,583 Dpwoks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one over the age of 35 has the slightest clue what is going on, ordinary soldiers trade rumors about the top secret "Death From Above" project, rural Hachechugagichkak Yagya stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities, and the best spies are positively radiant after completing a big mission. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hachechugagich's national animal is the Majira, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hachechugagich is ranked 56,979^th in the world and 10^th in Divorced Nations of Earth for Nicest Citizens, with 17.01 average smiles per day.