The Second Puppet of Puppet2 is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Puppet2 with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 15.239 billion puppets are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puppet City. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Puppet2ian economy, worth 390 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. Average income is 25,580 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, puppets incessantly needle their doctors for relief, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion, and cars are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Puppet2's national animal is the puppet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Puppetism.

Puppet2 is ranked 299,054^th in the world and 2,166^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Drug Use, scoring 8.51 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.