The Constitutional Monarchy of Previto is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Alvero Prito with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.468 billion Previtoans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porto Vino. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Previtoan economy, worth 204 trillion Prevoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,088 Prevoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, and turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Previto's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Previto is ranked 228,304^th in the world and 26^th in United Commonwealth for Highest Drug Use, scoring 73.26 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.