The Benevolent Cockatoo Dictator of Polinasia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Politan with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.646 billion Polinasians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poly City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Polinasian economy, worth a remarkable 4,397 trillion Denarii a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 281,084 Denarii, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Ladies are meant to gush with enthusiasm if they get a new vacuum cleaner for their birthday, Polinasian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, trouble-makers are frequently turned in to the government to be 'recycled', and Politan's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Polinasia's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Polinasia is ranked 274,003^rd in the world and 2,701^st in the Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -5.66 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.