
| Population | 20.901 billion |
| Capital | New Sojourner City |
| Leader | Mochi ChaCha |
| Faith | forwarding chain emails for luck |
| Currency | Dar |
| Animal | clouded leopard |
The Undiscovered Country of Pel is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Mochi ChaCha with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.901 billion Peli'i are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Sojourner City. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Pelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,960 trillion Dars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,792 Dars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, New Sojourner City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pel's national animal is the clouded leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is forwarding chain emails for luck.
Pel is ranked 5,072nd in the world and 2nd in A Slice of Surreality for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 17,279.3 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Pel, jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment.
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Pel, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
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Pel, New Sojourner City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
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Pel, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
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Pel was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
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Pel, sex changes are routinely performed at Pel's hospitals.
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Pel, scientists are terrified of fabulous new breakthroughs.
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Pel, there's always a Bigtopian willing to eat Mochi ChaCha's table scraps.
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Pel voted for the World Assembly Resolution "World Assembly Research and Innovation Organization".
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Pel's influence in A Slice of Surreality rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".


































