Population | 42.59 billion |
Capital | Garfield |
Leader | Jay |
Currency | Ivox |
Animal | Dodo |
The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jay with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 42.59 billion Safjians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garfield. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Safjian economy, worth an astonishing 19,079 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 447,989 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak, on-duty Air Safj flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, and criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids. Crime is totally unknown. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Safj is ranked 239th in the world and 1st in A Slice of Surreality for Lowest Crime Rates, with 236.39 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Safj, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids.
- : Following new legislation in Safj, on-duty Air Safj flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class.
- : Following new legislation in Safj, medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak.
- : Following new legislation in Safj, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
- : Safj agreed to construct embassies between A Slice of Surreality and Southern Equatorial Council.
- : Following new legislation in Safj, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Safj will pay them to stop.
- : Following new legislation in Safj, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
- : Following new legislation in Safj, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
- : Safj voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Standardized Passport Arrangements".
- : Following new legislation in Safj, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.