Largest Welfare Programs: 9thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12th
The Serene Compassionate Utopia of
Left-wing Utopia
Live Life How You Choose; Live It Well.
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Safj

Population42.59 billion

CapitalGarfield
LeaderJay

CurrencyIvox
AnimalDodo

The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jay with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 42.59 billion Safjians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garfield. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Safjian economy, worth an astonishing 19,079 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 447,989 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak, on-duty Air Safj flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, and criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids. Crime is totally unknown. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 239th in the world and 1st in A Slice of Surreality for Lowest Crime Rates, with 236.39 law-abiding acts per hour.

Top
1%
Largest Welfare Programs: 9thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12thLargest Governments: 13thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14thMost Pacifist: 15thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15thMost Beautiful Environments: 16thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20thMost Advanced Public Education: 21stHighest Food Quality: 26thMost Cultured: 27thNicest Citizens: 28thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 31stMost Rebellious Youth: 31stMost Inclusive: 31stMost Compassionate Citizens: 32ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 36thMost Developed: 42ndLongest Average Lifespans: 47thBest Weather: 47thMost Advanced Public Transport: 48thHealthiest Citizens: 58thSmartest Citizens: 61stLeast Corrupt Governments: 63rdHighest Economic Output: 158thLowest Crime Rates: 239thHighest Poor Incomes: 247thMost Subsidized Industry: 286thSafest: 334thMost Efficient Economies: 363rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 420thHighest Average Incomes: 712thLargest Populations: 792ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 947thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,057thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,802ndTop
5%
Most Secular: 5,473rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,452ndTop
10%
Nudest: 16,606thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,531stMost Income Equality: 25,629th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Safj, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, on-duty Air Safj flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
  • : Safj agreed to construct embassies between A Slice of Surreality and Southern Equatorial Council.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Safj will pay them to stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Safj voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Standardized Passport Arrangements".
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.

More...

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: None.

Report