Largest Welfare Programs: 9thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th
The Serene Compassionate Utopia of
Left-wing Utopia
Live Life How You Choose; Live It Well.
Influence
Handshaker
Secretary of World Assembly Affairs
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Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
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Safj

Population34.762 billion

CapitalGarfield
LeaderTree Person

CurrencyIvox
AnimalDodo

The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tree Person with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 34.762 billion Safjians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garfield. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Safjian economy, worth an astonishing 14,102 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 405,682 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public parks are littered with cigarette butts, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Tree Person's bedroom, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime is totally unknown. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 207,163rd in the world and 196th in Texas for Fattest Citizens, with 0.83 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 9thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14thMost Beautiful Environments: 15thMost Inclusive: 15thMost Pacifist: 17thLargest Governments: 18thMost Advanced Public Education: 18thNicest Citizens: 22ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 24thMost Developed: 25thMost Compassionate Citizens: 26thMost Cultured: 27thLongest Average Lifespans: 34thBest Weather: 35thMost Rebellious Youth: 41stHealthiest Citizens: 43rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 45thMost Advanced Public Transport: 46thSmartest Citizens: 54thLeast Corrupt Governments: 94thMost Subsidized Industry: 150thHighest Poor Incomes: 179thHighest Economic Output: 185thLowest Crime Rates: 244thMost Efficient Economies: 367thMost Valuable International Artwork: 410thSafest: 443rdHighest Average Incomes: 695thLargest Populations: 966thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,208thTop
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Most Influential: 2,293rdHighest Drug Use: 2,453rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,791stMost Secular: 5,554thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,666thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,934thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,718thNudest: 9,223rdTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 15,353rdMost Income Equality: 19,234thMost Stationary: 20,016th
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Safj, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Tree Person's bedroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear".
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, public parks are littered with cigarette butts.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten.
  • : Safj's influence in Texas fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead".

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