Largest Welfare Programs: 8thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th
The Serene Compassionate Utopia of
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Safj

Population38.864 billion

CapitalGarfield
LeaderTree Person

CurrencyIvox
AnimalDodo

The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tree Person with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 38.864 billion Safjians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garfield. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Safjian economy, worth an astonishing 16,967 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 436,593 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime is totally unknown. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 14,282nd in the world and 35th in Texas for Most Stationary, with 1,545.06375421412 days.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 8thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10thMost Advanced Public Education: 11thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13thMost Pacifist: 13thMost Beautiful Environments: 13thLargest Governments: 14thHighest Food Quality: 14thMost Inclusive: 20thNicest Citizens: 20thMost Cheerful Citizens: 21stMost Compassionate Citizens: 23rdMost Cultured: 24thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25thMost Developed: 29thMost Rebellious Youth: 35thLongest Average Lifespans: 36thBest Weather: 36thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 38thHealthiest Citizens: 44thSmartest Citizens: 48thMost Advanced Public Transport: 51stLeast Corrupt Governments: 70thHighest Economic Output: 167thHighest Poor Incomes: 198thMost Subsidized Industry: 206thLowest Crime Rates: 234thMost Efficient Economies: 315thSafest: 321stHighest Average Incomes: 669thMost Valuable International Artwork: 761stMost Scientifically Advanced: 824thLargest Populations: 922ndMost Influential: 2,037thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,103rdTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,961stMost Secular: 5,407thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,027thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,591stNudest: 9,989thTop
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Most Stationary: 14,282ndMost Income Equality: 23,569th
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Largest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Safj, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, t-shirts displaying a photo of Tree Person performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.
  • : Following new legislation in Safj, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Tree Person to meetings with foreign heads of state.

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