The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tree Person with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 38.864 billion Safjians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garfield. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Safjian economy, worth an astonishing 16,967 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 436,593 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime is totally unknown. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 14,282^nd in the world and 35^th in Texas for Most Stationary, with 1,545.06375421412 days.