The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tree Person with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 34.762 billion Safjians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garfield. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Safjian economy, worth an astonishing 14,102 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 405,682 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public parks are littered with cigarette butts, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Tree Person's bedroom, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime is totally unknown. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 207,163^rd in the world and 196^th in Texas for Fattest Citizens, with 0.83 Obesity Rate.