The Planetary Landmass of Pax Nerdvana is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sky Thunder with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 20.391 billion Pax Nerdvanans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Healthcare, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NORAD. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pax Nerdvanan economy, worth a remarkable 4,349 trillion Shanixes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 213,325 Shanixes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, corporate recruiters have adopted 'at least it's not government work' as their new catchphrase, the nation is going green, and lonely children write fanfiction about absent fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pax Nerdvana's national animal is the Rancor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Pax Nerdvana is ranked 333,618^th in the world and 4^th in Rogue CONclave for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.98 law-abiding acts per hour.