The State of Pascua Nui is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 33.766 billion Pascua Nuians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Pascua Nuian economy, worth a remarkable 1,279 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 37,884 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 257,566 per year while the poor average 2,035, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Pascua Nui has designated Westminster as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of Pascua Nui in an international press conference, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Pascua Nui's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pascua Nui is ranked 133,532^nd in the world and 1^st in Easter Island for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,945.73 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.