The Catholic Serene Republic of Omensa is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Protector Kevin Dempsey with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, devout population of 26.12 billion Omensans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaladoin. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Omensan economy, worth a remarkable 4,448 trillion Malaches a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 170,320 Malaches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Third world countries are rich in "I Love Chaladoin" t-shirts, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, and private law firms are unheard of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Omensa's national animal is the Omensan Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Chaladoin Catholic Church of Omensa.

Omensa is ranked 4,699^th in the world and 10^th in Catholic for Most Influential, scoring 19,056 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.