The Federated Social Regions of Oleiwin is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Michi Sonnen with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 22.207 billion Oleiwinians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oleiwinfall. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Oleiwinian economy, worth a remarkable 2,547 trillion State Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 114,714 State Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, extreme political groups are outlawed, space shuttles are lying silent on the runway till the Space Agency can work out how to fit a creche and a meditation room into their next spacecraft, and the Oleiwinian Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oleiwin's national animal is the Oleiwin Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eirist Genism.

Oleiwin is ranked 15,334^th in the world and 44^th in The Western Isles for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.84 law-abiding acts per hour.