The Federated Social Regions of Oleiwin is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Michi Sonnen with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, humorless population of 27.608 billion Oleiwinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oleiwinfall. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Oleiwinian economy, worth a remarkable 3,458 trillion New Oleiwin Valutas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 125,267 New Oleiwin Valutas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Michi Sonnen, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oleiwin's national animal is the Ula's Raptor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is No state religion.

Oleiwin is ranked 4,939^th in the world and 15^th in The Western Isles for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.09 percentage of bribes refused.