The Constitutional Monarchy of Nyagia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kokyo Dărŭshizhe Cefuliyó with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, aversion to nipples, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed population of 6.629 billion Nyagians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nyöhirhuwú. The average income tax rate is 25.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Nyagian economy, worth 471 trillion Wugans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 71,001 Wugans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, protestors are soaking piles of Wugans in blood to make a point about government incomes, most politicians belong to the Church of the Divine Kickback, and doctors ask for written consent before making eye contact with patients. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyagia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Felinism.

Nyagia is ranked 49,944^th in the world and 25^th in The Wellspring for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,619.01 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.