The Community of Nova Acadia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mitzi Gerowitz with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.915 billion Acadiaks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cascadia. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Acadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,021 trillion YS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 207,834 YS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Colonial subjects have Acadian culture shoved down their throats, the little guy plays a big role in Acadian politics, voting is compulsory, and the Acadian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nova Acadia's national animal is the Acadian Seal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sealism.

Nova Acadia is ranked 105,281^st in the world and 118^th in Kelios for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,597.15 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.