The Republic of Norvoria is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Kelvin with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.804 billion Norvorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of norvorina. The average income tax rate is 50.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Norvorian economy, worth 480 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 171,299 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Kelvin's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, Kelvin isn't a national brand, excessive gerrymandering has earned Norvoria the nickname 'The Democratic Dictatorship', and the only thing that can pin down a "superhero" is red tape. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norvoria's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Norvoria is ranked 16,037^th in the world and 11^th in Right to Life for Most Developed, scoring 87.97 on the Human Development Index.