The Constitutional Monarchy of North Bageistania is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, fear of technology, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 369 million North Bageistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirana. The average income tax rate is 15.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The North Bageistanian economy, worth 19.9 trillion Bageistanian Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,905 Bageistanian Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, the government loves seeing the little people fight, and seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Bageistania's national animal is the The Crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

North Bageistania is ranked 234,174^th in the world and 685^th in Concord for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -6 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.