The Kingdom of Ninwea is a large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 123 million Ninweans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The strong Ninwean economy, worth 8.39 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 68,193 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, and code enforcement officers circle wealthy Ninweans like vultures. Crime is relatively low. Ninwea's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Ninwea is ranked 221,929^th in the world and 359^th in Horizon for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.4 kickbacks per hour.