The Federation of New Xeni is a massive, genial nation, ruled by the People's Council Of Deputies with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.507 billion Xenians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beroun. The average income tax rate is 86.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xenian economy, worth 192 trillion Xenan Crowns a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,652 Xenan Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon", the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, keeping the lights on keeps the lights on for increasing amounts of Xenians, and it's all white elephants on parade. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Xeni's national animal is the Sunfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

New Xeni is ranked 37,768^th in the world and 29^th in Bozarkia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 312.83 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.