The Holy Empire of Democratic Authoritarian Liberals is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by God Himself with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.987 billion Democratic Authoritarian Liberalsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of True Liberal Central. The average income tax rate is 89.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic Authoritarian Liberalsian economy, worth 688 trillion Mongolian Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 138,013 Mongolian Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Democratic Authoritarian Liberals's national animal is the Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gangstaism.

Democratic Authoritarian Liberals is ranked 19,254^th in the world and 18^th in Bozarkia for Most Cultured, scoring 89 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.