The Holy Black Band of Noxvolkia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Matriarch Livinia Burgtūn with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.555 billion Noxvolkians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wyrdia. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The all-consuming Noxvolkian economy, worth 176 trillion Hyldtomintlis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 113,314 Hyldtomintlis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Civil engineers are undermining sinkholes, Matriarch Livinia Burgtūn has been nicknamed 'Robomop', ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths, and access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noxvolkia's national animal is the Grub, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ixtozoa Tlacamictia.

Noxvolkia is ranked 3,183^rd in the world and 1^st in Bozarkia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 10,125.84 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.