The Holy Empire of Holy Europe Empire is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, ritual sacrifices, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 499 million Central Europeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Munich Megapolis Prefecture. The average income tax rate is 30.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Holy Europe Empire economy, worth 28.9 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,956 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

A surprisingly large portion of the national budget is allocated to purchasing MMORPG "Elite Gold Loot Boxes", the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, economics is a shrinking field, and the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Europe Empire's national animal is the emperor falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Holy Europe Empire is ranked 259,038^th in the world and 1,345^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 16.93 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.