The Commonwealth of Srpski Novo Zelandjani is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by J D PoluPolu with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.683 billion Srpski Novo Zelandjanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Srpski Novo Zelandjanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,808 trillion Paras a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,149 Paras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Srpski Novo Zelandjani, days begin with afternoon tea, and the nation is known as the cheapskates of The North Pacific. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Srpski Novo Zelandjani's national animal is the Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Firmly Agnostic.

Srpski Novo Zelandjani is ranked 288,813^th in the world and 6,253^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -20.19 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.