The Christmas Nationstates of IHateRights is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prson with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, anti-smoking policies, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.159 billion Rightians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of No Right. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.8%.

The all-consuming a Rightian economy, worth 432 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Uranium Mining, Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 136,816 Gold Bars, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common, it's best not to ask what goes into No Right Crispy Fried Tofu's secret blend of herbs and spices, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, and space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across IHateRights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. IHateRights's national animal is the Heyna, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Facism.

IHateRights is ranked 18,261^st in the world and 807^th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,087.19 pounds of wildlife per square mile.