The Nine Circles of New Sollex is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Red with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.904 billion New Sollexians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skaro. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient New Sollexian economy, worth a remarkable 3,267 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 473,213 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nearby bird nests prompt wind turbine shutdowns, taxpayers receive expenditure reports from the Grand High Poobah of the Order of Violet, organ donation is compulsory, and there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Sollex's national animal is the dalek, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Consequences.

New Sollex is ranked 85,658^th in the world and 58^th in Hell for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,430.98 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.