The Republic of NAS67 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 3.575 billion NAS67ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 29.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The NAS67ian economy, worth 216 trillion Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,655 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", and nobody knows why the caged Eagle sings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NAS67's national animal is the Eagle.
NAS67 is ranked 168,908th in the world and 9th in The Ninth Army for Fattest Citizens, with 9.76 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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NAS67, nobody knows why the caged Eagle sings.
- : Following new legislation in
NAS67, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies".
- : Following new legislation in
NAS67, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.
- : Following new legislation in
NAS67, residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants.
- : Following new legislation in
NAS67, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career.
- : Following new legislation in
NAS67, panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies.
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NAS67, foreign lack of enthusiasm for NAS67ian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.
- : Following new legislation in
NAS67, the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code.
- : Following new legislation in
NAS67, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Eagle.
- : Following new legislation in
NAS67, nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue.







