The Glorious Republic of Naman Marov is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Jack Stone with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 3.64 billion Marovians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brankla. The average income tax rate is 52.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Marovian economy, worth 515 trillion Marovian Dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,594 Marovian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Most Marovians wear towels as demand for pants outstrips supply, requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, and enthusiasm for abstract art has gone up in smoke. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Naman Marov's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Namanity.

Naman Marov is ranked 308,322^nd in the world and 195^th in Eladria for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -10 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.