The Kingdom of N0RTH ITALIA is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 622 million north italians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Verona. The average income tax rate is 51.5%.

The frighteningly efficient north italian economy, worth 77.8 trillion Veronese Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 125,043 Veronese Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

An aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, more and more people are signing up for the government party, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street, and the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. N0RTH ITALIA's national animal is the Mastiff, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

N0RTH ITALIA is ranked 56,912^th in the world and 63^rd in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,764.46 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.