The Kingdom of The Ordered Ratboy Dominion is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 470 million Ordered Ratboy Dominionians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cheesetopia. The average income tax rate is 29.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ordered Ratboy Dominionian economy, worth 53.4 trillion cheese slices a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 113,559 cheese slices, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Ordered Ratboy Dominionians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, and one can walk from one side of Cheesetopia to the other without setting foot on Ordered Ratboy Dominionian soil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Ordered Ratboy Dominion's national animal is the Rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Ordered Ratboy Dominion is ranked 84,224^th in the world and 50^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 13,316.25 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.