The Republic of Turkomans is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its national health service, daily referendums, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 351 million Turkomansians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Altai. The average income tax rate is 21.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Turkomansian economy, worth 39.5 trillion tenges a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 112,620 tenges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, thieves insist the wind blew that purse into their hands, and foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Turkomans. Crime is totally unknown. Turkomans's national animal is the Greywolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Turkomans is ranked 204,438^th in the world and 128^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 770.13 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.