The Empire of Myzkarica is a very large, safe nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 377 million Myzkaricans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trombur. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Myzkarican economy, worth 37.8 trillion Myzkarics a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,198 Myzkarics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons, and statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Myzkarica's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Myzkarica is ranked 64,390^th in the world and 44^th in Empire of Great Britain for Highest Average Incomes, with 100,198.24 Standard Monetary Units.