The Free Land of Glynnova is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mr Figg with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.572 billion Glynnovans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glenties. The average income tax rate is 65.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Glynnovan economy, worth 113 trillion Punts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 71,886 Punts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blackacrean security services are wondering why Mr Figg is so fond of the numbers 6, 7 and 9, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, and digital novelty coins make for surprising vanguards of the revolution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glynnova's national animal is the Greyhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Glynnova is ranked 131,541^st in the world and 102^nd in Empire of Great Britain for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,454.01 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.