The Military Republic of Traensoles is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Acting Supreme Leader Adam Kacprzyński with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.183 billion Traensolians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyrżawa. The average income tax rate is 88.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Traensolian economy, worth 204 trillion Traensolian Pfennigs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 93,530 Traensolian Pfennigs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, finders keepers is the law of the land, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, and the black market offers sweet deals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Traensoles's national animal is the humpback whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Traensoles is ranked 300,128^th in the world and 231^st in Empire of Great Britain for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -7.69 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.