The Eco-Republic of Mozworld is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, lack of airports, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 41.082 billion Mozwovites are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mozkeaux. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Mozwovite economy, worth a remarkable 6,692 trillion mongs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 162,903 mongs, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

The sky (and your feet) are the limit, it turns out you can teach cats new tricks, the trail of chickpeas is a controversial part of middle school curriculum, and lonely children write fanfiction about absent fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mozworld's national animal is the dormouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mozworld is ranked 843^rd in the world and 13^th in Forest for Smartest Citizens, with 280.46 quips per hour.