Population | 35.583 billion |
Capital | Mozkeaux |
Leader | President |
Currency | mong |
Animal | dormouse |
The Eco-Republic of Mozworld is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, free-roaming dinosaurs, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, humorless population of 35.583 billion Mozwovites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mozkeaux. The income tax rate is 100%.
The enormous but underdeveloped Mozwovite economy, worth a remarkable 5,208 trillion mongs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 146,385 mongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments", and people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mozworld's national animal is the dormouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Mozworld is ranked 7,471st in the world and 14th in Forest for Most Stationary, with 2,705.47773377092 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mozworld was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in Mozworld, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating.
- : Following new legislation in Mozworld, harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments".
- : Following new legislation in Mozworld, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries.
- : Following new legislation in Mozworld, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
- : Following new legislation in Mozworld, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter.
- : Following new legislation in Mozworld, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
- : Following new legislation in Mozworld, animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild.
- : Following new legislation in Mozworld, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
- : Following new legislation in Mozworld, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy.