The District of Mountbatten Windsor is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by privy council chairman with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.482 billion Mountbatten Windsorians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The strong Mountbatten Windsorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,392 trillion juno aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is 61,944 juno aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 419,230 per year while the poor average 3,374, a ratio of 124 to 1.

Inheritance tax has recently been abolished, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, and the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mountbatten Windsor's national animal is the quick pink fox.

Mountbatten Windsor is ranked 184,783^rd in the world and 1^st in Great Britain and Northern Ireland for Most Developed, scoring 53.24 on the Human Development Index.