The People's Republic of Mosburgh is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Wendy McDonald with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.612 billion Fry Guys hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kentucky. The average income tax rate is 10.3%.

The strong Lotterian economy, worth 308 trillion chicken mcnuggets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,883 chicken mcnuggets, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Wendy McDonald panders to nontraditional families, tree farms across the nation are overrun by clipboard-wielding biologists, mosh pits are a common phenomenon in Wendy McDonald's political rallies, and the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mosburgh's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mosburgh is ranked 116,209^th in the world and 17^th in Lewisham Library for Highest Drug Use, scoring 145.05 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.