| Population | 6.335 billion |
| Capital | Misamia |
| Leader | Hirara Chibana |
| Faith | Cafeism |
| Currency | Matcha Latte |
| Animal | Duolingo Bird |
The Tropical Republic of Misamia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hirara Chibana with a fair hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.335 billion Misamians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Misamia. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Misamian economy, worth 805 trillion Matcha Lattes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 127,166 Matcha Lattes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Emergency vehicles have built-in nudge bars to give uncooperative drivers a "gentle" push, the recycled air in planes is nauseating, wandering Misamians are known for their one-track minds, and in the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Misamia's national animal is the Duolingo Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cafeism.
Misamia is ranked 50,592nd in the world and 2,181st in Balder for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 10,912.5 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Misamia, in the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight.
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Misamia, wandering Misamians are known for their one-track minds.
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Misamia, the recycled air in planes is nauseating.
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Misamia, emergency vehicles have built-in nudge bars to give uncooperative drivers a "gentle" push.
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Misamia, mathematics majors learn about new ways to model their crushing debt.
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Misamia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
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Misamia endorsed
The Holy Pink Bountiful Lands of L V M H.
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Misamia, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings.
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Misamia, NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people.
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Misamia, punting clubs and posh accents have been added to the national curriculum.










































