The Wild Wild West of Minarchistaria is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sir Charles Baskerville with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.82 billion Minarchistarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mala. The average income tax rate is 18.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Minarchistarian economy, worth 837 trillion Blood Diamonds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 173,723 Blood Diamonds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Brazen mayors claim official expenses to pay for their drug habits, Sir Charles Baskerville can cry on demand, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal, and Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Minarchistaria's national animal is the Rattlesnake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Occultist Mantis.

Minarchistaria is ranked 283,793^rd in the world and 764^th in Carcassonne for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4.52 pounds of wildlife per square mile.