The Social Liberal Trash Pandas of Procyonid Republic is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ragınvald Şopraç with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.287 billion Procyonids are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Letor. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Procyonid economy, worth 108 trillion zibels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 84,300 zibels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, a PhD just ain't what it used to be, re-education centers are being added to most prisons, and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Procyonid Republic's national animal is the Procyon lotor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Procyonid Republic is ranked 250,915^th in the world and 694^th in Carcassonne for Most Primitive, scoring -155.21 on the Scary Big Number Scale.