The Holy Empire of Miisha is a large, genial nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 174 million Miishans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 50.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Miishan economy, worth 11.1 trillion Cowry shells a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 64,079 Cowry shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children's TV shows are having a gay old time, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Miisha's national animal is the Gorilla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Miisha is ranked 49,974^th in the world and 62^nd in Horizon for Nudest, with 204 cheeks per square mile.